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Swizzletimer 

Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.
Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.
Swizzletimer by winkle2u August 25, 2010

Swizzletimer 

Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.
Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.
Swizzletimer by winkle2u August 25, 2010

shizzletitties 

A way to say shit but in a more dramatic way, the titties part usually said with more expression.
Aww shizzletitties I got an F in math.
shizzletitties by ODS_Cobbtune January 30, 2020

Shizzlemenizzle 

shizzlemenizzle it is good 2 see you
OR
my rabbit just died, shizzlemenizzle.
Shizzlemenizzle by Tom Browne August 31, 2005