shitsmypants 

everyday existance when your brain doesnt work by societies definition

When Mrs. Kari goes to teacher conferences for her kids she shitsmypants cause she has a hard time listening to them without saying fuck you. And then she shitsherpants cause all she wants to say is fuck you

shitsmypants by kari matt August 25, 2011

shittypants switchypants 

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

shittypants switchypants by German Shyster May 24, 2007

shittypants 

Someone who inadvertantly shits their pants during a time period which it is highly uncommon for one to soil themselves.

The phrase is usually used behind the soiler's back to make fun of them or to publicly humiliate them without thier common knowledge.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick got so wasted last night, she passed out and shit her pants"

Guy #2: "No way! What a Shittypants!"

Guy #1: "She even left little shits in the matress, and she doesn't think anybody knows she shit herself!"

Shittypants: "You guys talking about me?"

Guy #2: ........no.

shittypants by morganshittypants October 15, 2008