shit zipper 

A universal term for jackass, or idiot. From the tv show The League. Also refers to eating actual shit.

"You're not like the rest of those shit zippers, " or, "These shit zipping frittatas are screwing up my chances to win the Shiva bowl."

shit zipper by Password is Taco November 1, 2013

shitdipper 

someone who sucks your cock right after ramming it up their ass.

i fucked him in his ass and as i was cumming i shoved my cock in his mouth and labeled him as my private shitdipper.

shitdipper by truthe May 18, 2003