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shit-cock wasted 

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.
"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

waste of shit 

A person or thing I'm lacking quality and or not exceeding expectations
When you buy an item or service and the item or service is lacking in getting its job done you know most of the next gen consoles those are waste of shit things are not made like they used to be used in a sentence
1) that weed delivery service was a waste of shit I ordered golden glue and I got tobacco
2) bro did you get the new Xbox One nah man my last one was a waste of shit so I just build a PC

shitfasted 

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!
person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

Shiwasted 

"Dude lets get shiwasted tonight!"
Shiwasted by Lazzzzzer January 16, 2009