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Shadow Monkey 

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.
Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.
Shadow Monkey by ComptonD March 28, 2007

Shadow Monkey 

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.
Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.
Shadow Monkey by ComptonD March 22, 2007

Shadow monkey 

A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.
Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”

Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”

Shadowmonke

I will body this kid in gorilla tag try me I dare u
Oh no it shadowmonke

Nah bro watch this

shadowmonkey105 

Shadowmonkey105 is a loser degenerate who drools over fortnite women.
Did you hear that John wants Meowskulls to be his girlfriend?” “He is SUCH a Shadowmonkey105”
shadowmonkey105 by Sladders June 14, 2023