scuttlebopper

A person who doesn’t contribute at all to a cause, yet reaps the rewards

That fucking scuttlebopper stole all the damn loot even though he didn’t do shit

scuttlebopper by Hubert cockenheimer January 30, 2021

skuttlebopped 

the act of getting quarantined, or absolutely fucked in the ass by your school principal or boss

Damn nigga, Dr. Keltner skuttlebopped my ass...

skuttlebopped by Klassy Kevin Keltner January 15, 2021