scrotyfucked 

a mental state of extreme intoxication where blackout is imminent. most commonly correlated with McCormick's vodka, but can be achieved with a variety of liquor and beer.

Rex, Sean, Cliff, & Manny started drinking at 5pm. By the time 2am rolled around, they were so scrotyfucked that they started a fight, shattered a window, been in cuffs, spent all their money, and ruined countless relationships.

scrotyfucked by billybob3453 November 15, 2009

scrollfucked 

The term 'scrollfucked' is used to describe an individual which is showing signs of mindless scrolling on social media platforms for long periods of time. Scrolling with no interest or any reason as to why they are doing it.

Wow, I haven't been able to focus on anything today, I feel totally scrollfucked.

scrollfucked by Zoinked July 4, 2023

Scrodyfucked 

A state of extreme intoxication, usually accompanied by blackouts, trips to the hospital, and the start of all out brawls.

Do you remember anything from last night?
No, I was completely scrodyfucked.

Scrodyfucked by 4th Natty February 10, 2010