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Sandy Surprise

V. the action of dipping one's meatstick in the sand while boning your girl/victim while they are on their back and then proceeding to stick it in the vagina thus giving her a painful orgasm
Yo I just railed this crazy bitch on da beach and she screamed when I gave her the Sandy Surprise!
Sandy Surprise by st6lt February 10, 2009

Sandy surprise

When a man pulls a gun on you so you pocket sand his eyes and begin buttfucking him aggressivly
Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise

sand paper suprise 

It's when you shave your ass and around your asshole, then wait a couple of days for some stubble to grow. Then you take a shit on someones chest and rub it in with your ass hair.