retardo montalban 

a sucker in a cheap suit

"oh my god blaire, look at that retardo montalban who just bought us drinks!"

retardo montalban by karie May 7, 2003

retardo montalban 

a retarded vetsion of ricardo montalban

mitchell's favorite actor is retardo montalban

retardo montalban by scapegirl February 17, 2025

retardo-montalbon 

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

retardo-montalbon by ellemesse July 7, 2006