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Quartergasm 

Pronunciation:Kw'arter - gazuhm

(Noun) An unclear climax of sexual excitement characterized by feelings of only 25% pleasure centered in the genitals and (in men) experienced as an accompaniment to blue balls. This may also cause ejaculation of 25% and may cause pregnancy

(Verb)- to experience only 25% of an orgasm, causing discomfort to the male genitals.
-Yo dude did you hear about Mike having that quartergasm last night at that party?

-Yeah man i heard she said "Dont cum in me" just as he said he was about to
Quartergasm by Ohyes ohyes January 3, 2017
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Quartermaster 

The bad ass mother fuckers of the US Navy's navigation team on any given ship in the fleet.
Hey Lopez gets to leave work early most days in port. No shit he is a quartermaster.
Quartermaster by QME Lopez September 1, 2010

Quartermasters 

A group of mildly athletic band kids hand-picked by the directors for modern-day child labor. Their proficiency ranges from absolute angels to destructive morons who drop megaphones on buses. Within their closet, they possess an Ouija board, which has become their pseudo-mascot for some ungodly reason. By the end of their season, their collective IQ will have degenerated into that of a strawberry.
"Oh my gosh, the met just imploded! Those darn quartermasters."
Quartermasters by gigachad10000 March 28, 2023

quartermaster 

A quartermaster is a person who can go into an arcade with one quarter and make it last all night on one game. Not to be confused with a pinball wizard.
Nobody could stop Josh that night in 1983... He conquered Centipede and became Utica's only quartermaster for that game.

Quartermaster 

WWW.QUARTERMASTERBAND.COM
quartermaster, band

quartermaster 

the friendship or platonic equivalent of a wingman.

when someone is able to setup two friends and they hit it off straight away into a friendship.

chose quartermaster, because on a pirate ship, they're all mates!
"man that guy's a real quartermaster, if I've ever seen one!"
quartermaster by tera vox October 9, 2023