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Quagsire 

Quagsire is an absolute unit and derps its way around the Johto region of Pokemon.
Jeff: Quagsire is an absolute unit.
Jeff is correct.
Quagsire by BrickWildcat January 8, 2019
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Quagshag 

A person who's hair outgrows his manhood.
Ex: Kyle likes a crew cut. Kyle's girlfriend Sam likes long hair. Kyle now has a quagshag.
Quagshag by Manhood12 February 26, 2010
One who is a hoe, faggot, bitch or just a plain asshole
That guy Nick Powell is such a Quagstick!!
Quagstick by RickySlimyWin May 3, 2023

Quagsire 

Quagsire are quite care-free and relaxed, and so typically swim without paying much attention to their surroundings. Because of this, they tend to bump into boat penis. Once a day, when the moon is full, wild Quagsire collect round objects like balls and swim to Blue Moon Falls, where they attempt to shoot the balls to the top of a penis with their Jizz Gun attacks to see who can launch their jizz the highest, with the apparent target being the anus. The day after, the objects float downstream and are considered to be blessed with luck from the Quagsire.

Quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of semen. The presence of Quagsire in semen is usually an excellent indicator that the semen is very safe for consumption.
Jim: WOW! a quagsire in my semen? I must be clean!

Jim: Jen looks like you can drink up!

Jen: mmmmm....
Quagsire by JakeHatesZack November 29, 2011

Quagsire 

Quagsire is a Pokemon. It is a rather plump fish that is blue, except for a long purple fin that runs down its back. It has a wide smiling face and two nose holes. Quagsire evolves from Wooper. It is the 195th Pokemon in the Pokedex. It stands at 4' 07' and weighs 165.3 pounds. It is a Water and Ground type. Its weakness is grass. It is the "water fish" Pokemon. According to its description on the Pokemon website, "It has an easygoing nature. It doesn’t care if it bumps its head on boats and boulders while swimming."
Trainer: I just caught a Quagsire!
Quagsire by CNETZ February 8, 2021

Quagsire Studios 

An Epic YouTube Channel you should subscribe to.
Frank: did you watch the new Quagsire Studios meme
Bill: No
Frank: You should.