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Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way
Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail
Pabst Brown Ribbon by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011
Related Words
A P.A.B is an abbreviation for a PAB which is short for Punk Ass Bastard. After years of use, the acronym PAB evolved into PABSTER.
What an idiot, that guy is such a Pabster !
Pabster by Jeni767 August 3, 2008

Pabsturbation 

The act of delivering untold pleasures to one's self through the art of cracking a Pabst.
Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.

Pabsexual 

Prefers.A.Boy-sexual. This is when a boy or girl prefers boys (as the title suggests), but is still interested in the other sex.
Teenage boys who are attracted to both sexes (but do not like to be called gay or bisexual) may rather be referred to as pabsexual.
Pabsexual by Pepper... October 7, 2011
1. A collective term for a vagina, scrotum and testicles present cocurrently on some individuals.
2. Such an individual.
Plural: pwans
Jeff has a dirty little pwans.
Greg has no one, but two pwans.
pwans by Tarun Namumagana July 9, 2006
A Pabster is a punk ass bastard. It can also be someone who drinks a lot of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a low quality, relatively inexpensive brand of beer. If you happen to be a punk ass bastard and drinking a Pabst at then same time then you are a dabster (short for double Pabster) or a "pabster dabster".
Ritchie is a Pabster !!!
Pabster by Paulzie February 28, 2009