proactively lazy 

Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.

Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"

proactively lazy by stewyt October 21, 2010

Productively Lazy 

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.

Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.

Productively Lazy by kid cuisine February 8, 2019