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when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won't be switching locations.
justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i'm posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.
posted by pLaiNLy SW August 6, 2008
We are chillin posted at my dude's house.
posted by Keezy May 2, 2003
The absolute state of nothingness. You've successfully sunken into your brain. Your free from any mental barrier holding you back from a state of serenity. Perfect peace.
Chunk: what are you up to chink?

Chink: nothing much, man. I'm just posted.
Posted by ThatGingerHater12 August 1, 2019
updated
posted by californiachic December 4, 2009
b-dog: "so what are you doin out here today?"
guy: "nothin, posted, lookin for some girls to get on"
posted by hogz May 28, 2007
1- Kicking it in a spot on display, usually being jocked in the act.
2- Past tense of; to post up
3- When females' breast are on point and appearing voluptuous, normally with the help of a push-up braw.
We were pretty posted up at the function 'til about 1:30.

That beezy is posted, I wanna smash

We were posted like a mail box.
posted by M Dot September 22, 2007