poopy poker

an extremely flamboyant homosexual male.

OR

a gay males genitalia.
because, well it pokes the poopy hole.

straight guy #1 "is that a dude or a chick?"
straight guy #2 "im pretty sure thats a gay guy"
straight guy #1 "what a poopy poker"

OR

gay guy #1 "hey hot stuff, how 'bout you bring that poopy poker over to my place and we can have some fun"
gay guy #2 "i'll be there at 10 sweety"

by Moo moo 619 November 4, 2009

Poop Poker

Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop

"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"

"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"

by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

Poony Poker

A Penis.

I tapped her with my poony poker.

by duke dynomite February 26, 2009

poop poker

A male who achieves orgasm by placing his male copulatory organ inside the rectum of another. Because feces and other defecal matter exit through the rectum the term "poop poker" has been used to describe someone who engages in this type of sexual activity. Poop poker often refers to homosexual men, but can be used to describe anyone who participates in anal sex.

None of the other guys would sleep over at Marty's because they knew he was a poop poker.

by cbiscit October 9, 2006

Poke'poop

The art in which one must deficate while in the process of playing pokemon. Most oftenly occuring at Poke'Parties. The term derives from the legendary Mitchell Faulkner. Scholars still are unsure of how he discovered this art. By sitting on the can whilst removing fecal matter from your lower intestines and playing pokemon at the same time. This is very effective time management as you utilize valuble training time.

Bob: Dude... I gotta dump something fierce but I'm in the middle of training my lvl 97 Bidoof!

Bill: Just play while your doing it dude? The Poke'poop exists for a reason.

by Pokemon Master14 December 30, 2007