poontemplate 

1: to rest ones mind upon the poon - often to the degree with which ones mouth unconsciously hangs open.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.

poontemplate - It is said that Jennifer Lopez is single again, I must retire to my chambers and poontemplate on this matter.

poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.

poontemplate by Barnold April 1, 2004

pootemplate 

1) Verb. to sit on the toilet because you just might have to take a dump. " 2) Verb. To go off into deep thought after the actual purpose of the bathroom visit is complete.

"I was waiting for the wife to get dressed for the movie, so I had 20 minutes to sit and pootemplate."

"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"

pootemplate by poothinker January 26, 2015

Potemplate 

1. To think pensively while on the toilet.
2. To contemplate while on the pot.

I was potemplating on how short this weekend was and what a long week awaits me.

I love to potemplate seeing as to how there are little to no distractions.

Potemplate by Iceman Me July 17, 2011