poonshwabs 

almost like a q-tip but for the vagina

after all that sex last night i had to break out the poonshwabs

poonshwabs by poonlover August 5, 2009

poonschwab 

one who does ridiculously annoying things to his/her friends. Most commonly used when more than 2 people are playing a video game such as Halo and one person incessantly kills his own teammates to be funny.

1: "Who was that guy that kept killing us on xbox live last night?"

2: "I don't know, but he was a total poonschwab."

poonschwab by Lucky Chucky December 7, 2007