poo professor 

Homosexual, master of the ass, poofter etc.

Martin Pacal and fathr, Chris Bowers, mitch cox

poo professor by Brett Barker July 23, 2003

Professional Poo 

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

Professional Poo by notquitsure December 28, 2015