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Poképervert 

People who look up Pokémon porn and are turned on by it. They may fap to it or are sexually attracted to Pokémon.
person 1: "That Typhlosion is super sexy. I'd like to bang her in bed"
person 2" "I knew you were always a Poképervert"
Poképervert by Arceus777 July 22, 2014

pokéserved 

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.
Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
pokéserved by k795 July 27, 2016