phlegminess 

One of the side effects of eating too much CHEESE.

That Dill Havarti was divoon, but now I have a terrible case of phlegminess. If I spit one more time, a lung may come up.

phlegminess by feefteetwoo December 6, 2011

Phlegmingos 

Goo blobs that lurk in the back of your throat waiting to make you sound like a wounded bird when you try to talk. They can sneak up on you without warning.

I was giving a speach to the entire class when I got a bad attack of Phlegmingos.

Phlegmingos by Theron Anthony October 24, 2008