permadrooth 

permanently having a dry mouth, requiring you to drink lots of water.

"I'm training so hard for the marathon I have a permadrooth"

"I was out on the bevvies last night, I've already had four pints of water before coming to work, man I have such a permadrooth".

permadrooth by charlievon February 28, 2008

permadrought 

an inexorablle pursuit of material possessions resulting in zero benefits to show for.

the man expected her hospitality and she put him in permadrought

permadrought by MissyAnn Contreras November 13, 2019