penis tag 

A useless meeting or training session amongst higher ups at any company. They take turns trying to touch each others junk metaphorically.

This award ceremony is nothing but a game of penis tag.

penis tag by ooh ahh ridge June 2, 2020

penistagger 

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart

Bro you're such a penistagger.

penistagger by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018