peel potatoes

To jerk oneself off. normally guys beat off and women stir the porridge.

oi i might go peel potatoes for a bit so leave me alone.

peel potatoes by billy walking August 22, 2006

peel my potatoes 

To lick a man's balls. Often combined with salad tossing.

You don't need to blow me tonight, just toss my salad and peel my potatoes.

peel my potatoes by middlehead September 8, 2006

peel some potatoes 

I'm pretty sure that it means "take a crap", but that's just me.

my boyriend's away message: "time to peel some potatoes, if you know what i mean"

peel some potatoes by kitsune March 9, 2005