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panty hound 

1. Male canines of any breed that must, when approaching a human female, stuff their muzzles deep into the human female's vaginal area (hot box). This is often accompanied by leg humping and red rocket intrusion. If the female subject is compliant, mounting and subsequent dry humping can happen. Ejaculation, while rare, has been known to occur.
Rex was a champion panty hound. He had won the coveted "Golden Panty" award 3 years in a row. Rex could detect pre-menstral women from 10 miles away. Rex could say things like "run for your life!" and "lock the doors!".
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Houdini pants 

A pair of Pants (British) / Briefs / Underwear, that are missing one or more of the front fastening buttons.
Allowing for one's penis to 'escape' the underwear in a style akin to the late Harry Houdini.
All my boxers are in the wash other than my these damn Houdini Pants, my cock keeps falling out every time I walk anywhere.
Houdini pants by Parker25 June 12, 2009

Partyhound 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Red Bull, grapefruit juice, and vodka.

proportions may vary to reflect the level of "party" one is going to partake in.

This cocktail is a variant of the Greyhound
Barkeep! mix up some Partyhounds for me and my friends!
Partyhound by pukebite July 30, 2011