paddleboner 

When you get paddled by your high school principal for being naughty, and you get a boner from the pain.

Dang, Kelly was late to school again and now his baby penis has a paddleboner.

paddleboner by dodo bird fart nugget May 10, 2016

Tuskegee Paddleboard

When your partner is on their hands and knees, and you sit on their back and insert foreign items (Hairbrushes, broomsticks, paddles handles) into their anus

“That bitch was digging the Tuskegee Paddleboard”

Tuskegee Paddleboard by SullyIsABitch October 15, 2025