nvf 

means not very funny used in online chatting

man: a blonde walks into a bar, what did she say?
girl: what?
man: ouch BHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LMFAOO!!!!!
girl: *rolls eyes* nvf

nvf by the one and only real myra May 11, 2008

NVF 

No Video Friday.

"Turn off your camera, it's NVF."

NVF by MinMotion August 13, 2021

nvfm 

"Never fucking mind."

Gary: I love rusty spoons. The feeling of rusty spoons against my skin is almost orgasmic.
Lary: What?
Gary: Nvfm.

nvfm by Tyler D January 17, 2007

nvfanboy 

An over-exhuberant fan of nvidia video cards , who becomes sometimes irrational.

Rather than appreciate the value of the New ATI Radeon X800, the nvfanboy reared his ugly head and flamed it.

nvfanboy by reave July 12, 2005

nvfdjlkhgnkvrjbnk/hvsh'grvjhilehfkh

A word that will fall upon your search engine when you fall asleep on your keyboard. Very beautiful, as you can see. I got this idea when my cat walked across my very keyboard and made a mess of it.

Once, when my dog slept on my keyboard. He made a nvfdjlkhgnkvrjbnk/hvsh'grvjhilehfkh.

nvfdjlkhgnkvrjbnk/hvsh'grvjhilehfkh by iMadeULook April 11, 2023