my mom 

The Reverse of saying "Your Mom" as a joke. it can be used in the same way. People use it if you don't want to hurt someone feeling about there mom. A good way to laugh at your self. Most of the time when used it doesn't make sense but is still funny. This is best see in used in the Cartoon network TV Show "Regular Show" by Muscle Man.

Person 1- Hey I'm gonna do my homework now
Person 2- You know who else is gonna do there homework now? My mom!

my mom by awesomebjw October 4, 2011

my mom 

a phrase commonly used by a character in the show " Regular Show ", that character is named " Muscle Man " a friend of the main characters " Mordecai " and " Rigby "

guess who doesn't take a shower "my mom"

my mom by darwinCx March 21, 2019

my mom 

A racist and homophobic person that abused her children

I hate my mom

my mom by Stanp1harmony June 27, 2021

My Mom 

A person who wont pick me up from school when im terribly sick

My Mom is something

My Mom by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

My mom 

a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness

my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom

My mom by bobrossthescary January 6, 2022

My Mom 

My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.

exapmle; my mom is my world she is a beast and my fav person ever.

My Mom by Big.Mama.Skyy February 17, 2022

My Mom 

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

My Mom by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020