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Mushroom Burn 

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Mushroom Burn by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018

Burnt Mushroom 

After your partner is done giving you a blow job, she proceeds to turn around and fart/queefe on the head of your penis (the part that looks like a mushroom)
After Bradley was done fingering Bisbee's butthole, Bisbee sucked his cock and farted on it, and bradley said "thank you for the burnt mushroom!"
Burnt Mushroom by Kara Day xoxo November 10, 2009

burnt mushroom 

another name for a person of black origen :P like blackys, niggas, wogs, ect
Nath - Shit boi look at all dem Burnt Mushrooms
Me - Lets go av the C*N*S
burnt mushroom by Whitton December 9, 2006