mushroom bat 

when you slap a person in the face with your fat cock and balls

mike slapped eben in the forehead with his mushroom bat

mushroom bat by shownuff18 October 17, 2008

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

mushroombalizem 

When a mushroom eats another mushroom

This mushroom just commited mushroombalizem

mushroombalizem by Nishinoya 420 April 20, 2022