mousie friend 

a mouse or rodent hiding in your apartment or house. very friendly and cute. you cant kill it because you have made friends with the mouse.

last night i heard mousie friend!

mousie friend by icebergler April 22, 2009

kentucky fried mouse 

UK slang

Any fast food chain that is lapse in it's standards of service. Term derives from an infamous incident at a Bristol KFC in the 1980's when Kentucy Fried Mouse was indeed on the menu.

I'm feeling peckish, I'm gonna pop out for a kentucky Fried Mouse.

kentucky fried mouse by black flag June 2, 2004

fried mouse poo 

Crusty dry poo.

Fried mouse poo is disgusting.

fried mouse poo by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023