mother humper 

Another phrarse to say in terrible situations when your DYING to say mother f***er and you can't.

" GOD DAMN YOU, YOU MOTHER HUMPER!"

" SHUT THE F UP YOU MOTHER HUMPER "

mother humper by heather ( : January 24, 2009

Mother Humper 

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .

I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!

Mother Humper by Wunkman April 6, 2010

motherjumper

(adj.) a less-profane alternative to motherfucker

Dang, those pirates are at it again! Those crazy motherjumpers never quit, do they!?

motherjumper by Gluzie September 16, 2008

motherhumper 

same a motherfucker

"look what those motherhumpers did!"

motherhumper by mimi January 18, 2004