Monsterating 

When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".

Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.

Monsterating by ChiliBoy June 17, 2012

monsterating 

When two or more women in a household are synchronized with their menstrual cycles.

I have to get out of the house this weekend. My wife and daughter are monsterating.

monsterating by jeff74008 May 28, 2012

Monstering 

The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.

"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "

Monstering by tekrub March 13, 2010

manstrating 

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

manstrating by Ælystea December 19, 2006

munsterbating 

Munsterbating: beating your meat or plugging your hole whilst watching horror movies, Svengouli, Elvira etc.

I caught my uncle fester munsterbating to the casper movie -

munsterbating by fdrogmank March 6, 2011

Monstrating 

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle

Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".

Monstrating by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

Monsterbating 

to pleasure yourself while drinking a Monster energy drink.

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.

Monsterbating by Tayvi February 4, 2010