monkey rock 

a slang term for rap/hip hop music

Did you get that new Jay Z CD? He's changing the face of monkey rock.

monkey rock by Poopy Pantalones January 18, 2007

Rock Monkey 

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen

Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.

Rock Monkey by le Monkeys November 25, 2020

Rock Monkey 

A person hu likes lots of different types of rock music and wears lots of different styles of clothes and therefore is not a goth, skater, emo, punk or any other stereotype. They kind of swing between styles (like a monkey). Hence the name.

Adam: 'Jess was listenin to evanescence this mornin.'
Jake: 'so?....'
Adam: 'but yesterday she was listenin to Nirvana and the day before she was listenin to Bullet but she has a fallout boy bag. Is she confused or just wierd?'.
Jake: 'Ye dude shes a rock monkey.'

Rock Monkey by Pocoyo July 18, 2006

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock 

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.

(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005

Monkey Rocker

the Monkey Rocker is basically a cahir that has sex with you, you sit down on the dildo and it penetrates you into your anal orriphus, depending if your a guy or girl, it is meant for both sexes.

hey, i bought this Monkey Rocker for $799.99, wanna try it out?

Monkey Rocker by A disestablishmenatarianzed May 27, 2009

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers 

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004