misterprize 

A man that a woman meats on a blind date who she is really infaturated with and later finds out that he wasn't the intended date.

Tad, my misterprize, ended up being the love of my life and coinsidentally, my husband.

misterprize by hannah elaine June 1, 2004

Masterphize

The act of masterbation.

I masterphize at lest 20 times daily.

Masterphize by sqirlmstr March 5, 2008