Post Master General

The friendly act of licking your thumb (as if it were a postage stamp), and then pressing your thumb into a large pussy (as if it were an envalope).

I gave DJ's mom the ole Post Master General last night. I can't wait to tell him.

by Q Ball January 19, 2004

master posted

keeping it real.
hanging at one spot with the krew.
your "chill" spot where you keep it down with your homies.

we stay master posted up in this bitch.

by gthuggmasta July 4, 2008

post master bitch

The post master bitch is also known as a Buisness Alliances Specialist, who identifies as they/them, negotiates, and manages strategic partnerships to foster company growth, innovation, and market expansion. Post master bitch holds an extraordinary amount of swag. Post master bitch is known for being so powerfully swagful that their work enemies disintegrate the second they make eye contact with said post master bitch. If you are an enemy with post master bitch you will get sent into the mail sorting machine and never be seen again. Post master bitch is the hgihest pay job known to man because of the amount of swag it requires.

Chris Holder is THEE post master bitch.

by renkit February 11, 2026