lop tit 

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.

I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.

lop tit by BostonAlan August 3, 2017

lop-tittied 

A set of women's breasts that is not symmetrical in size, shape, or other proportions.

My cousin is so lop-tittied, that she won 1st and 3rd place in the Wet T-Shirt contest.

lop-tittied by Barberman January 15, 2009