log splitting 

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.

"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"

log splitting by sdrawkcaB March 30, 2015

Log splitting 

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

Log splitting by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Sitting on a wet log 

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

Sitting on a wet log by Wetlogger August 26, 2013