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Pure Liquid Awesome 

Pure energy of the awesome kind, that has been so chilled it has reached the liquid stage.
Often resembles molten metal, but exhudes smoke-like essence and in some extreme cases Lazers. Not to be confused with Lasers.
'In this experiment we will be examining the properties of Pure Liquid Awesome'

'ZOMGROFLOMFG THAT'S PURE LIQUID AWESOME!!!1!ONE!!'

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.
"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."