lazyassosis 

Condition of extreme laziness which appears to be a mental disorder and requires service animals to meet the daily needs of the sufferer. Service Monkey's assist the 'LazyAss' with laundry and preparing food.

"It's not cousin Darryls fault he is good for nothing because he suffers from lazyassosis"

lazyassosis by achdus December 23, 2009

lazyassis 

A condition where the individual refuses to move his ass... even in his own defense

A condition where someone is gradually becoming a couch potato

My son refuses to do his homework because he wants to spend the entire day watching tv.... he might have acquired lazyassis

lazyassis by Requinrod December 2, 2018