lardigan

A woollen item of clothing tied round the waist or draped over the shoulders of fat women to try and hide their rolls of fat

Look at Sharon, she thinks she can diguise her fat by wearing a lardigan

lardigan by Dave Kilburn September 11, 2005

Lardigan

n. (Inf.) The layer of subcutaneous insulation that enables the thermodynamically efficient gentleman to go about his business sans outerwear in February.

Aren’t you cold Steve? I’ve got three layers on and you’re mincing about in a T-shirt.

Ah but don’t forget I’ve got a lardigan on under this…

Lardigan by Tominator February 4, 2023

lordigan 

to smell like you just smoked thrity cartons of cigarettes while locked in a closet. Or to drive with the windows up while smoking to make your self smell like cigarettes

we just lordiganed the whole way to california.
you smell like a lordigan.

lordigan by sammybrooke March 9, 2009

Lordiganing 

To sit in an enclosed space while smoking several cigarettes.

Ali and Sam were Lordiganing in the car on way from California to Arizona.

Lordiganing by Tiff and Laura January 11, 2009