juky pants Share definition Flag This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off. Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants. juky pants by jimmybomm April 24, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the juky pants mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch