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A nice sorta bloke that likes to show off his big black truck. Although sometimes mostly a dick-head for not attending special events or social gatherings, possibly due to COD or other stupid games, there is a tendency to come back to being his friend or else he will hold a grudge forever, especially if you break his special 40cm ruler or steal/take/borrow his bag from Bio class and hide it somewhere else. Overall, a top bloke.
"I'm at Blitz". "Oh, you must be a Jacob V!"
jacob v by DR J January 27, 2014
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the most L rizz ive ever seen in my life. too scared to approach females tbh *facepalm*
jacob v by Fross11 July 10, 2022
A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.
Jacob v by skatesex December 16, 2021

jacob vang 

A straight c- student who always dabs and and is bad at social studies but luckily his addicted soccer fan Yaya makes intellgince 59%.
Is this how show yourself as a Jacob Vang
jacob vang by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016

Jacob Veiga 

Jacob Veiga is not someone you would want to meet. Once you meet them there is no going back. You will be sucked into a black hole of lies. He says he is a busy person but the only thing he is busy at is stalking people. He falls for things very easily and the only things that make him happy are the color blue and his crush. Jacob has a fake crush that he uses to hide the fact that he is gay. Jacob responds to the name of Gay and he likes to use the initials GSL.
“Oh, you are a fat liar... you must be named Jacob Veiga.”
Jacob Veiga by prankingsloth May 23, 2019

jacob vinkle 

A Pittsburgh penguins fan that for some reason really likes crosby possibly has sexual fantasies about him is kinda gay and likes xbox
Ohhhhhhh shit Jacob vinkle the pens lost to the sharks
jacob vinkle by dad were are u January 22, 2021

Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
Jacob van Hattem by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019