irish mother 

the absolute scariest person in the world, so unknowing but also knowing at the same time. She'll give you the full on rant and next minute give you a hug but that hug has strings attached and next thing you know your doing everyone's chores for a week or raking the lawn in "light rain" in your pyjamas.

oh also they're not the best at technology.

But irish aunties are the best i swear to god my mum is so nice to my cousins

*rains* *thunders* *lightning*, "darln go an trim the bushes"
"but its raining",
*gives the look*

thats an irish mother for you

irish mother by Thisismyusernamegoaway April 30, 2020

Motherwhoring Irish Nigger 

Coined by Bill the Butcher (Daniel Day-Lewis) in the film Gangs of New York, when interrogating the man who tried to assassinate him. Possibly one of the most imaginative and lyrical insults of this century.

You motherwhoring irish nigger... You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!

Motherwhoring Irish Nigger by billthebutcher99 March 7, 2011