ipodsterbating 

Playing with one's tech gadget, usually an ipod or iphone, with such extreme attention that they become unaware of their surroundings.

All through lunch he was off in his own world ipodsterbating.

ipodsterbating by Fluffy_V February 11, 2010

Ipadsturbating 

someone who sits at home all of the time playing on his/her iPad and is too busy for real physical social interaction.

Craig is too busy ipadsturbating at home to come to the pub and socialize with real people. What a muppet!

Ipadsturbating by McNobbs November 24, 2010

Imposterbating

Verb:

When a person, while engaged in a sexual act with a second person, actively fantasizes that the sexual act is being performed with a third person, the imposter.
This technique is frequently employed by people in long term relationships whose sexual relations have become a repetitive routine.
Where a masturbator is said to have those that they fantasize about in their “spank bank”, the term used for imposterbating is the “imposter roster”.

Me and the old lady had our usual weekly tumble, but the whole time I was imposterbating with that stripper from the club.

Imposterbating by Billp1833 October 18, 2021