ipitime Share definition Flag 1) A phonetic spelling of epitome. 2) complete idiot's spelling of epitome. 1)i-pit-i-me: noun 2) DUdE!!!!1 uR lYke tEH ipITiMee oF eVrYtiNG!!!!!11!!!!!1 ipitime by Kevin February 27, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the ipitime mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch