hooompty 

A variation of "hoopty." Sometimes used by people to try and dress up the term "hoopty" to sound more endearing, but in fact, the intent is the same: to disparage a well-worn vehicle, particularly one that has been much loved, as really being a piece of shit car.

My friend's husband drives a hooompty-wagon. She finds it incredibly embarrassing.

hooompty by StudEsq May 12, 2018

Hooopty 

Wheen you roll up a joint with random crap in it. Cant be drugs or tobacco. You use book paper. The usual things you put in it are thyme, basil leaves or you can do it plain. Usually relexing but it can get you high depending on what you put in it. Big ones are called JointZillaaaaaaaaz!! (Best when Chinese person yells it)

"Hey Billy lets go do some hooopty! What are we going to roll it up with this time? Ummmmmm.... How about nutmeg and horse shit?"

Hooopty by Chrisdaballer June 4, 2007