hocified

shit faced drunk. Like major binge drinkage has gone on

Jim didn't even remember getting hocified after his girl dumped him, you better have someone supervise dude.

hocified by Caitlyn R. J. April 26, 2008

Hocified

Dead.

Hocificying, Hocify

CrazyCaper totally hocified that nub

Hocified by saltycaper710 December 10, 2020

holified

pronounced
holy-fied. it really means that after a religous ceremony (i.e being ordained a priest)the fact you have been made more holy. used were i live after making your confirmation.

girl a: how was your confirmation?
girl b: great! i'm feeling really holified

holified by GirlyGoth March 30, 2009

hoeified 

When two girls you are having sexual relations with wind up in the same place.

Daniel was hoeified when Jess showed up at the club he was already at with Vanessa.

hoeified by 300rum August 28, 2016

Hoeified 

The process of a modern person becoming looser and looser with their sexual morals thanks to porn, hookup culture, polygamy, Tik Tok, OnlyFans , and the glorification of sex work.

Verb: Hoeify

Man 1: "I went on a last night. I was really into her until she told me she has an OnlyFans. She was extremely upset after I told her I didn't want to date a girl with one".
Man 2: "Yeah dude sounds like she was hoeified. If this continues in our country, I don't know what world our kids will live in".

Hoeified by wrongswhatwithme February 5, 2023

Honified 

A combination of horrified and honoured

I was honified by Miley Cyrus' presence

Honified by Skylar Jackzon June 1, 2015

hobified 

the process of turning into a hobe

That poor child used to be cool but the he hobified.

hobified by Ghetoman April 16, 2003