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Headland middle school 

A hell hole with bitch ass teachers and shitty food Omm Ong
Headland middle school used as the students saying that

Harriet Headland 

a very horny readhead. Someone who really wants sex, but can’t seem to find anyone that wants to have it with them. They also usually swim
wow that girl is acting like a Harriet headland right now

Loverboy Headband 

A headband formed by holding a strip of cloth to your forehead and tying it at the back of your head. Popularized by 80's rockers and epitomized by Mike Reno from Loverboy.
Daniel should have known better than to tangle with Johnny on the beach after he saw Johnny's Loverboy headband. From The Adam Carolla Radio Show

Port Hedland 

A large town in northern Western Australia known for mining, transport, red dust, alcohol abuse and a general sense of hopelessness.
1. Man, I've got to get out of Port Hedland.

2. Nothing stays white in Port Hedland.

3. Let's go into town for the annual Port Hedland Beerfest.
Port Hedland by nadollar January 27, 2010

Headband 

An exotic Strain of marijuana; usually a crossbreed of OG Kush, Master Kush and Sour Diesel.
"Damn that pink headband knocked me out!"
Headband by Sofa Kindgom April 14, 2009

Wearing the number 2 headband 

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day
dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband