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grocery bagged 

when something is clearly yours or in other words when you dont have to try to get something; it was yours from the start. mostly used in talking about people and certain situations.
"hey man, isnt that the girl you're trying to get with talking to that guy?"
"yeah, but im not worried about it. i got her grocery bagged."

"did you study for the test?"
"are you kidding me? i got it grocery bagged"
grocery bagged by chipper109 January 16, 2010
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future grocery bagger

Have no destion of what to do as a job in the future. Sarcasm
" what you wanna be when your older "
"A future grocery bagger "

Grocery Store Bagger 

Any attendee of E3 that does not work in the gaming industry and has no business being there.

Originated during a Street Fighter tournament at E3 when Kevin, the Capcom hype-builder and shirt-thrower, asked a participant what company he worked for. The attendee replied that he was a grocery store bagger.

Often used to derogatively refer to unwashed slobs in dirty t-shirts roaming the exhibit halls.
"Damn, I wanted to get a shirt at the Namco booth, but there were about a hundred grocery store baggers mobbing the place for freebies"

GroceryBagger 

The border-line retarded person, usually found working at the grocery store checkout line, who has gnarled, claw-like hands and frequently engages complete strangers in meaningless babble. Although often found at grocery stores (tax-breaks), they may surface at any retail location.
Last week, my buddy hooked me up with a blind date, but she turned out to be a GroceryBagger.
GroceryBagger by Timmay!!! April 9, 2004