greasy pork 

When a man sperms himself, and rubs his jizz all over his penis. He then wraps his penis in bacon. After this, he sets his bacon-wrapped penis onto a frying pan, and lets it cook. After he cooks his bacon, a girl eats it off his dick.

Boy, the way that girl ate that hot dog really got me wondering if she'd like some greasy pork.

greasy pork by steritz102 September 30, 2010

greasy pork chop 

An adjective used to describe a haggard or uncleansly-looking person. Also used to describe a person's hair.

Cally O'Mally looked like a greasy pork chop in last week's episode of "Grey's Anatomy".

Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.

greasy pork chop by Anonym. December 26, 2008